I received this in the email from Grace.
OPEN TO MEN ONLY
Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants
The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:
DAY ONE
HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation
TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion
DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)
DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts.
LOSS OF VIRILITY
Losing the remote control to your significant other - Help line and support groups
LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming
-Open forum
DAY TWO
EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role play
HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH PowerPoint presentation
REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did
IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation
LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER
Online class and role playing
HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques
REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to class
GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counselors available
My husband doesn't need to go for the entire course. Just 5 or 6 modules, maybe.
I expect someone will come up with New Evening Classes for Women soon. Maybe there's already one on offer but it hasn't reached my inbox yet.
10 comments:
This is so funny! Just what I need to start the day.
I am rolling off my seat... Standing near me, hubby rolls his eyes and said "chi siin ah?" (gilakah!)
I asked him to read and he rolled his eyes more!!!!
Oooh oooh! Can I quickly enrol my husband in most of the classes ? And while we're at it, I'll send my boys along too. Better to start them young!
I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY need to enroll my husband, two boys...and maybe even myself into the course too. No restrictions against women, right?
Queen of the house is right...should start the boys young. At the moment, they think I know where all their things are the moment they rattle off some instuction...like "MOmmy! Where's my power ranger? No, not that one, the yellow girl power ranger one!"
:-)
Aneeta, it's good to start the day with a smile.
Yvonne, I think we might be saying "chee sin" too the men come up with a course for women.
Queen, just what I was thinking when my son put back the empty ice tray into the fridge.
Marsha, For Men (& boys) only. If you're the rose among the thorns, they may gang up on you.
It looks like this e-mail has received rave reviews. But, seriously, I do believe that not only men need to attend this course. There are ladies and young people out there who needs to attend it as well!
I'll 'graduate' with a distinction - hopefully.
Grace, that's true but this course is more geared towards men lah.
Syaf, Good on you.
Ailin, He needs every module?
Jane, Should franchise the scheme and make money, ya?
Haha...funny.My husband would have required to attend to every module offered, but after I left him with the kids for 2 weeks, he did a splendid job in reverse role, I think I'm the one who needs to enrol in the classes. Bless him!
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