Monday, September 05, 2005

Little Gems #1 : No Thanks

Children say the funniest and weirdest things. If I don't record them down, I will forget these little gems that spice up my day.

I was sending A, an 8-year old friend home. Four year old no. 4 was in the car too.

A : Aunty, thank you for all the things you've given me.
I : You're welcome.
No. 4 : What about me?
A : You're not an adult.
No. 4 : I thought I let you play with my piano?

9 comments:

Lydia Teh said...

That was the first spam here. How'd he get in here? Aisay, got word-verification thingy also can get through.

Anonymous said...

Hi Lydia!
I found Little Gems #1 very amusing. I can just imagine 8 year old and 4 year old having this conversation.

Kak Teh said...

Rehana: you cannot take the £5 you found. Its haram.
Nona: But I saw it first and I took it.
Rehana. No, God saw it first.
Nona: Yeah, he saw it first but why didnt he take it?

Lydia Teh said...

Hey Razlin, glad you pop by. More coming up later.

Kak Teh, thanks for sharing that. Nona's got a point there. So who should take huh?

anedra said...

That's just so cute! I shd make it a point to record the ones I come across too. Precious aren't they?

Kak Teh said...

I was feeding number 2 when number one saw and was very much concerned that the baby was feeding so much.
Number 1: mama,what happens when there's no more milk? How do you put back the carton of milk that you bought, back into you? Do you use a straw?

Lydia Teh said...

Anedra, yes, record these words of "wisdom" before they blow off with the wind. There are so many that I didn't write down and now I can't remember them at all :(

Kak Teh, that's so funny. Did you laugh your head off then and given no. 2 a 'milkshake' in the process?

Kak Teh said...

Another one:
Daddy explaining death to little T:
Daddy: So when you die , you go to heaven if you are good. And there's everything in heaven.
Little T: Everything? Can you get bacon in heaven, Daddy?
A puzzled Daddy: Why bacon?
Little T: Because, when I go to heaven, Russel might visit me, and he likes bacon sandwiches.

Lydia Teh said...

Kak Teh, what are you, a tape recorder ke? Can remember so many things your kids said when they were small? Put them in your bloglah. Pity, to let them languish here in these comment boxes. If you dowan, I create a proper blog entry in mine. How?