Friday, September 23, 2005

More Mummy's bloopers

No. 3 likes the radio ad that goes something like this.

A : Hey, have you sold your house?
B : Yes!
A : Your car? Tv? Radio? Fridge? Computer?
B : All sold!
A : Errr... your mother-in-law?
B : Boo-hoo, not yet!

No. 3 : (Giggling) How can sell mother-in-law? Mummy, what's mother-in-law?
I : (Busy negotiating heavy traffic) Husband's wife or wife's wife.
No. 2 : No, it's not!
I : Oops! Husband's mother or wife's mother.

BTW, I can't remember what the radio ad was selling. The "means" has overshadowed the "end".


Kak Teh said...

I have another one:

kak teh: I think I am putting on weight taking all those anti-histermines! They contained astroids, dont they?

son: Ya mama, if that is true - you'll be in outer space. Its steroids, not astroids!

Lydia Teh said...

KT, I don't mind taking all those anti-histamines too if they can send me to outer space!

Kak Teh said...

aiyah - another wrong spelling - die lah laidis - how to be writer?
is histermines, histamines..whatever!

Lydia Teh said...

Hister or hista
Why worry sista
Tis only a blog
Not Engris log
So chill out sista
I no Engrish mata-mata
Or persona non grata.

Jane Sunshine said...

Great rap Lydia! I assumed its rap and sang it as such. Cool lyrics: I agree.

Kak Teh said...

hahaha! its so funny ma! my son had this rap song being played on Tv as i read this!
Jane, i imagine you swaying abt as you sing lydia's lyrics!

Lydia Teh said...

Why thank you kindly, ladies. Ah do believe Ah got the talent to be a lyricist. Anyone got Bow Wow's (jus got the name of this rapper from no. 1, hehe) contact?

Nadia said...

waahahahahahahahah you all just crack me up!! hahahahaha

Lydia Teh said...

Nadia, glad to be of service. We all need a good dose of laughter now and then especially on blue Mondays.